Jokes of Good ol’ Gold!

Actually before we start of with jokes about gold we decided to add a few about school!                    

 Enjoy, classmates!

Teacher: When you yawn, you’re supposed to put your hand to your mouth !
Pupil: What! And get bitten?
 
Teacher: You aren’t paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing ?
Pupil: No, teacher I’m having trouble listening !
 
Why were you late ?
Sorry, teacher, I overslept.
You mean you need to sleep at home too !
 
Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
Class: Hooray!

Teacher: And we will have the other half this afternoon!
 
Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn’t you ?
Pupil: Not very much!
 
Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won’t be able to come to school today.
School Secretary: Who is this ?
Pupil: This is my father speaking!
 
Father: How do you like going to school ?
Son: The going bit is fine and so is the coming home bit too, but I’m not too keen on the time 
inbetween!

Did you like them?

Ok, now we move onto jokes about gold…

Miner 1 : We should get home, it is almost 5:00.    Miner 2:  So?              Miner 1: 5:00 is the gold rush hour!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          

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Miner 1 : I found a gold nugget. Miner 2 : No you didn’t,that’s a chicken nugget! 

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Q : Why are miners in such good shape? A : They rush to find the gold.

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Miner 1 : Do you know why it is so breezy today?  Miner 2 : Yeah! I’m fanning for gold!

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Lady 1 : Look at my new gold necklace!           Lady 2 : Nice! Is it real gold?   Lady 1 : Well, it must be or else I just got cheated out of 1 dollar!

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Hide the gold

 A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife.
“I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant it?”
The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all the mail, replied in a letter, “Dear wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the gold.”

A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife. “You wouldn’t believe what happened, some men came with shovels to the house, and dug up the back garden!”
The prisoner wrote another letter: “Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce.”Hid the gold
 

 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

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